I confess, I confess… it was OnWired that chimpnapped the Mailchimp; and now he’s free I tell you… FREE!
I can not tell a lie
Truth be told, I was quite bold,
And took the chimp for a ride.
It was hard to find a seat belt that fit,
In our Avis van…that piece of shit.
Let’s not forget about the flying poo,
This chimp’s really become a chore…who knew!
He protested in silence, with a flip of the finger,
This mailchimp is a sure zinger.
We are the liberators of this four foot chimp,
and our time with him has since gone limp.
So with this poem we’d like to say,
thank you to those who have helped us play.
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