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We Haz the Chimp
on 08 Oct 15
I can not tell a lie
Truth be told, I was quite bold,
And took the chimp for a ride.
It was hard to find a seat belt that fit,
In our Avis van…that piece of shit.
Things began to look bleak
When @kenseals threw out his tweet,
Accusing OnWired of this dastardly feat.
Oh the fun with Freddie we have had,
Adhering to all the demands.
Thirteen peanuts and chocolate plantains
Just part of the pressing, we had to sustain.
Let’s not forget about the flying poo,
This chimp’s really become a chore…who knew!
He protested in silence, with a flip of the finger,
This mailchimp is a sure zinger.
I hope folks aren’t too mad,
But the gig is up and it’s OnWired’s bad.
I’m here to confess, Freddie’s no longer in distress.
He’s smiling happily, and ready to make another mess.
We are the liberators of this four foot chimp,
and our time with him has since gone limp.
So with this poem we’d like to say,
thank you to those who have helped us play.
About the Author
Tony is the proud owner of OnWired, the web design agency he’s raised since birth in 2001. A designer-entrepreneur with a nose for trouble, he keeps his peeps on their toes and his sights focused on what’s next.
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